From the recording Complicated
Lyrics
Sat down in some honky tonk
Empty seat at the bar
Then over came a white haired man
Saying “who d’ya think you are?”
I just gave you a seat
Am I talking in Chinese?
I just took one look at him
Are you joking man, oh jeeze
I Could see his hand a twitching
My God what a sight
‘Cause I could see he wanted
A bar stool fight
His face was all a twisted
Why would you wanna fight?
The stool had no name on it
Just wanna see the singer tonight
Some folk just can’t be happy
Plenty of seats for free
I don’t know why ya feel the need
To pick on li’l ole me
I Could see his hand a twitching
My God what a sight
‘Cause I could see he wanted
A bar stool fight
He threw a punch in my direction
It did not connect
It hit the person next to me
I can’t say what happened next
I could see his hand a twitching
My God what a sight
‘Cause I could see he wanted
A bar stool fight